February 2012
Anonymous asked: 2 & 88?
Put a number in my ask →
1. What’s your middle name? 2. What are you listening to right now?
3. What was the last thing you ate?
4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? 5. Do you drink? 6. Do you smoke? 7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone?
8. What is your hair color? 9. What is your eye color? 10. Do you wear contacts/glasses? 11. Dogs or cats? 12. What’s your favorite animal? 13. What’s...
kbreez:
tellmebabyareyouwet:
limiculous:
...
i automatically assume everyone dislikes me unless every individual states otherwise which means you have to tell me yourself that you actually enjoy my presence in order for me to believe that you don’t dislike me how difficult is it to understand that
maddiemilli0n:
wears band shirts out in public in hopes that someone attractive will notice and compliment my shirt so we can then get married
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Annie: I'm fi-
Michael Jackson: ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
ryonrass:
instead of hi! as the chat icon maybe they should have put something more fitting like ‘no but i could give you directions to an actual italian restaurant’
I don't like change.
me when i'm sad: i hate everything
me when i'm angry: i hate everything
me when i'm happy: i hate everything
“Just because today is a terrible day, doesn’t mean that tomorrow might not be...”
– Pete Wentz (via littlemisstrumpet)
ryanscoke:
do you ever walk around your school and get the urge to hit everyone with a brick
