February 2012
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Mikey: One time, a guy told me that if I didn’t give him all my money that he was going to shoot everyone in this pizzeria. In which case, I grabbed my friend and ran out of the place. Another time, I was on my cellphone next to the venue, and some kid put a gun to my throat and was like, ‘Gimme all your money.’ I was like: ‘Dude, I don’t have any money.’ So, he just punched me in my throat.
Frank: The weird thing about that is that both times you were wearing that T-shirt that said: ‘Please hold me up at gunpoint.’
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kbreez:
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limiculous:
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i automatically assume everyone dislikes me unless every individual states otherwise which means you have to tell me yourself that you actually enjoy my presence in order for me to believe that you don’t dislike me how difficult is it to understand that
maddiemilli0n:
wears band shirts out in public in hopes that someone attractive will notice and compliment my shirt so we can then get married
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Annie: I'm fi-
Michael Jackson: ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
ryonrass:
instead of hi! as the chat icon maybe they should have put something more fitting like ‘no but i could give you directions to an actual italian restaurant’
I don't like change.
me when i'm sad: i hate everything
me when i'm angry: i hate everything
me when i'm happy: i hate everything
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